Let me share the back story here. Yesterday, a mailing list I am on shared a link. This one actually. It discusses how in Florida, you’re considered a business if you own more than one sewing machine.
So I sent it along to my favorite nut. (None of what I say in here isn’t something I don’t tell John* to his face, or IM.)
*John is not his name. He’s paranoid like that, and threatened me with aliens (seriously) if I used his real name on here.
So he hit me this morning.
John: Hey.
Me: Hey.
John: That link? I think I figured it out.
Me: Okay. You have to hold on for me to get my tin foil hat, coffee and a pack of cigarettes. It’s too early to deal with you without alcohol, but I’ll settle for coffee.
Me: Okay.
John: The government wants to force us into buying only what they want us to buy, and having multiple machines will enable you to be an individual, not depend on the government for clothes and keeps you from looking like everyone else when we get the national uniform.
Me: Dude, you’re turning into Mel Gibson.
John: Think about it. Why else would a sewing machine be a problem?
Me: Cause they’re expensive and the insurance company doesn’t want to pay for them.
John: You need to get your head out of your ass and look around.
Me: You need to loosen the tin foil dude. Or take medication.
He entertains the hell out of me.
I guess when I move to Florida with my FIVE sewing machines and one embroidery machine, I just won’t be using “Citizens Insurance”. Then again, the much bigger concern for me is: What is their limit on the FABRIC stash??????
Even we have three sewing machines and one serger! Plus, I think John* is on to something. Self-reliance is a big threat to the new world order, right? Hey! I’m just sayin’…
It’s a little known fact that everything we believe is a conspiracy. The conspiracy theories you believe to be wacky are actually true but just the tip of the iceberg.
Did you know that Hitler is still alive and writing songs for Lady Ga Ga. Rumor has it that he even sews her gowns.
Elvis isn’t dead. He works at the Quickie mart in Walla Walla Washington, night shift of course.
Germany was never defeated. In fact the Nazis are still in power and control Tehran and Beijing as well. And Blutarski was right, it was the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Kennedy was assassinated in a plot but contrary to popular opinion it was renegade group of librarians against his lack of funding for libraries. Why do you think he was shot from the Texas Book Depository?
“loosen the tin foil dude” – love it! That could the title of something great.